The Empire of Ze odnf nwhite is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its triple-decker prams, ritual sacrifices, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.768 billion Ze odnf nwhiteans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Environment, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.9%.

The all-consuming Ze odnf nwhitean economy, worth 629 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 93,074 euros, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

Military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, divorce lawyers are found begging on the streets, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, and children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ze odnf nwhite's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ze odnf nwhite is ranked 50,668^th in the world and 347^th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Most Patriotic, with 27.22 flags saluted per person per day.